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Tuesday, 2 August 2016
Found Stick from Whetherby
A cunningly disguised stick foundage from Whetherby so straight over to the finder of said cunningly disguised stick foundage for some vital background and not quite so vital foreground (for those of you viewing this blog through 3D glasses) on this cunningly disguised stickage of the found kind.
"Here is a stick I found hiding in the apple tree in my girlfriends front garden in Whetherby - but it has over done the disguise by holding an apple and I know for a fact that in the last six years this tree has not produced a single apple."
DJ Frogs
Thank you Mr. Frogs for spawning this untimely stick picture that has caused a great stirring of self interested interest and the rest here at the found a stick foundary home of found a stick. Firstly we will blindly assume in an unassuming way that the DJ in your name stands either for Derek Jacobi or John Simms (though we discounted the second straight away for obvious reasons) So if we are correct in the first then we are glad to see your stutter has got a lot better Nextly your photograph was of great and not so great concern in the fact of the matter that it appears to prove that Sir Issac Olivia Newton John was talking a load of horse feathers and that gravity did not in fact exist. In a mild and slightly disenfranchised panic we contacted the world's leading authority Professor Mucus Plug for some worthless reassurance in this panic that your fine picture had made us do and he calmly pointed out and about that if this fine picture did indeed prove that gravity did not exist then we would have all fallen straight off the planet and into space in consquence, except those of us indoors who would have only fallen as far as the ceiling and then thanks to the wise instruction of the singer Lionel Richtea we would be now dancing on the ceiling. That neither of either of this events have occuringly occured we will have to conclude that the Beatles never should have had their own record label and leave it at that.Thank you DJ Frogs for stirring up such a hornets nest of many headed discussion and mass debate with your found stick of such earthly delight...though we suggest you do not attempt to consume this apple at your girlfriend's suggestion because that would cause the pair of you to be cast out of the garden of eden that Whetherby surely is.
Thank you Mr. Frogs for spawning this untimely stick picture that has caused a great stirring of self interested interest and the rest here at the found a stick foundary home of found a stick. Firstly we will blindly assume in an unassuming way that the DJ in your name stands either for Derek Jacobi or John Simms (though we discounted the second straight away for obvious reasons) So if we are correct in the first then we are glad to see your stutter has got a lot better Nextly your photograph was of great and not so great concern in the fact of the matter that it appears to prove that Sir Issac Olivia Newton John was talking a load of horse feathers and that gravity did not in fact exist. In a mild and slightly disenfranchised panic we contacted the world's leading authority Professor Mucus Plug for some worthless reassurance in this panic that your fine picture had made us do and he calmly pointed out and about that if this fine picture did indeed prove that gravity did not exist then we would have all fallen straight off the planet and into space in consquence, except those of us indoors who would have only fallen as far as the ceiling and then thanks to the wise instruction of the singer Lionel Richtea we would be now dancing on the ceiling. That neither of either of this events have occuringly occured we will have to conclude that the Beatles never should have had their own record label and leave it at that.Thank you DJ Frogs for stirring up such a hornets nest of many headed discussion and mass debate with your found stick of such earthly delight...though we suggest you do not attempt to consume this apple at your girlfriend's suggestion because that would cause the pair of you to be cast out of the garden of eden that Whetherby surely is.
Monday, 11 July 2016
HENDONIA
The Buddah Kittens in the Land of The Seldom Seen
At The Church Of The Buddah Kittens in Hendonia, the High Anmytghtee, Lady Aprocottagepie is concerned with rumours that the Lord Mandrillinger plans to attack the sacred city.....with the Buddah Kittens on retreat in Seldom Seen she worries about what horridness may occur...
Meantimes in the Great Hall of Forgotten Anagrams, Lord Madrillinger and his mage Bakolyte plot against the Buddha Kittens. The skies above are filled by the mighty vicarage dreadnought fleet , ready to transport the army of Shirley Temples he has assembled to invade the Buddah Kitten's sacred city of Hendonia. All he waits on now is for his trusted mage (who rather disconcertingly, the Lord considers, has taken on the aspect of a seven year old aardvark circa 1963 these last few days for reasons he will not divulge) to inform him when the moment to strike is upon them. Finally the portent eyes match to Bakolyte's satisfaction, their tears a Top Secretion to behold and the signal is given for the fleet to depart.....
Behold the mighty fleet of Vicarage Dreadnoughts....fifty ships each driven by the power of eight giraffe breath engines and capable of housing four hundred Shirley Temples...
Meanwhile seemingly oblivious to the threat coming their way, the mayor of Hendonia Applehead Bilko is amused by a potrait of Anne Boleyn, until now he had never known that she was actually bee-headed
Hooray Hendonia is safe. One of the Buddah Kittens has returned in time to beguile the first few Shirley Temples that has already invaded. Meanwhence the wise and beautific Fathomas Reach, aware of the crisis, dispatched the Bizaarvarks to shoo away the vicarage dreadnoughts before anymore Shirley Temples can be deployed. The day is saved and Applehead Bilko, the mayor of Hendonia is already planning how to make money from the victory celebrations to follow.......
Dave the Hippie Dalek is one of Hendonia's more colourful characters to say the least
He certainly had a groovy pad where he and the Bonzo Dogs would hang out most days listening to music and getting royally high......
Strangely nobody in Hendonia was quite sure just who Dave's dealer was....
Applehead Bilko had mentioned that he had booked somebody special to do the music for the upcoming victory celebration party when Dave the Hippie Dalekhad been round his pad last tuesday, but he could not believe his eyes when a few days later, while in downtown Hendonia doing his weekly shop for munchies, he saw the Pillbugmobile roll into sight.
"Oh man." He thought. "This is going to be one far out happening."
At The Church Of The Buddah Kittens in Hendonia, the High Anmytghtee, Lady Aprocottagepie is concerned with rumours that the Lord Mandrillinger plans to attack the sacred city.....with the Buddah Kittens on retreat in Seldom Seen she worries about what horridness may occur...
Meantimes in the Great Hall of Forgotten Anagrams, Lord Madrillinger and his mage Bakolyte plot against the Buddha Kittens. The skies above are filled by the mighty vicarage dreadnought fleet , ready to transport the army of Shirley Temples he has assembled to invade the Buddah Kitten's sacred city of Hendonia. All he waits on now is for his trusted mage (who rather disconcertingly, the Lord considers, has taken on the aspect of a seven year old aardvark circa 1963 these last few days for reasons he will not divulge) to inform him when the moment to strike is upon them. Finally the portent eyes match to Bakolyte's satisfaction, their tears a Top Secretion to behold and the signal is given for the fleet to depart.....
Behold the mighty fleet of Vicarage Dreadnoughts....fifty ships each driven by the power of eight giraffe breath engines and capable of housing four hundred Shirley Temples...
Meanwhile seemingly oblivious to the threat coming their way, the mayor of Hendonia Applehead Bilko is amused by a potrait of Anne Boleyn, until now he had never known that she was actually bee-headed
Hooray Hendonia is safe. One of the Buddah Kittens has returned in time to beguile the first few Shirley Temples that has already invaded. Meanwhence the wise and beautific Fathomas Reach, aware of the crisis, dispatched the Bizaarvarks to shoo away the vicarage dreadnoughts before anymore Shirley Temples can be deployed. The day is saved and Applehead Bilko, the mayor of Hendonia is already planning how to make money from the victory celebrations to follow.......
Dave the Hippie Dalek is one of Hendonia's more colourful characters to say the least
He certainly had a groovy pad where he and the Bonzo Dogs would hang out most days listening to music and getting royally high......
Strangely nobody in Hendonia was quite sure just who Dave's dealer was....
Applehead Bilko had mentioned that he had booked somebody special to do the music for the upcoming victory celebration party when Dave the Hippie Dalekhad been round his pad last tuesday, but he could not believe his eyes when a few days later, while in downtown Hendonia doing his weekly shop for munchies, he saw the Pillbugmobile roll into sight.
"Oh man." He thought. "This is going to be one far out happening."
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