HENDONIA

The Buddah Kittens in the Land of The Seldom Seen

At The Church Of The Buddah Kittens in Hendonia, the High Anmytghtee, Lady Aprocottagepie is concerned with rumours that the Lord Mandrillinger plans to attack the sacred city.....with the Buddah Kittens on retreat in Seldom Seen she worries about what horridness may occur...

Meantimes in the Great Hall of Forgotten Anagrams, Lord Madrillinger and his mage Bakolyte plot against the Buddha Kittens. The skies above are filled by the mighty vicarage dreadnought fleet , ready to transport the army of Shirley Temples he has assembled to invade the Buddah Kitten's sacred city of Hendonia. All he waits on now is for his trusted mage (who rather disconcertingly, the Lord considers, has taken on the aspect of a seven year old aardvark circa 1963 these last few days for reasons he will not divulge) to inform him when the moment to strike is upon them. Finally the portent eyes match to Bakolyte's satisfaction, their tears a Top Secretion to behold and the signal is given for the fleet to depart.....

Behold the mighty fleet of Vicarage Dreadnoughts....fifty ships each driven by the power of eight giraffe breath engines and capable of housing four hundred Shirley Temples...

Meanwhile seemingly oblivious to the threat coming their way, the mayor of Hendonia Applehead Bilko is amused by a potrait of Anne Boleyn, until now he had never known that she was actually bee-headed

Hooray Hendonia is safe. One of the Buddah Kittens has returned in time to beguile the first few Shirley Temples that has already invaded. Meanwhence the wise and beautific Fathomas Reach, aware of the crisis, dispatched the Bizaarvarks to shoo away the vicarage dreadnoughts before anymore Shirley Temples can be deployed. The day is saved and Applehead Bilko, the mayor of Hendonia is already planning how to make money from the victory celebrations to follow.......

Dave the Hippie Dalek is one of Hendonia's more colourful characters to say the least
He certainly had a groovy pad where he and the Bonzo Dogs would hang out most days listening to music and getting royally high......

Strangely nobody in Hendonia was quite sure just who Dave's dealer was....

Applehead Bilko had mentioned that he had booked somebody special to do the music for the upcoming victory celebration party when Dave the Hippie Dalekhad been round his pad last tuesday, but he could not believe his eyes when a few days later, while in downtown Hendonia doing his weekly shop for munchies, he saw the Pillbugmobile roll into sight.
"Oh man." He thought. "This is going to be one far out happening."